The place where I go to get away from the world. It is the contents of my brain spilled out onto the internet, so sorry if it's an insane mess :)
what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
#turbo your fucking ass
I appreciate that he used a black, lesbian couple and their beautiful black baby to illustrate this point because I am damn tired of Neil Patrick Harris being the face of queer struggle
^^ exactly. It’s important.
Imagine your favorite robot discovering that the word “fucking” is used to intensify adjectives in the English language, so they start enhancing their sentences with it… very fucking liberally.
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
The official trailer for the New Zealand vampire comedy “What We Do in the Shadows, directed by Jemaine Clement & Taika Waititi, about three vampire flatmates coping with the modern world.
"Haha, ghost cup."
I’M GOING TO WATCH THIS SO HARD.
WE’RE WEREWOLVES NOT SWEARWOLVES
I LOST MY SHIT AT THE FLOATING HISS